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Highlandia is an otherworldly place with real laws, real land, real citizens, and even a real flag.

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The official map of Highlandia charts a series of loosely defined regions, scenic overlooks, and emotional shortcuts, none of which appear in the same place twice but are all considered must-see by frequent visitors. Distances are approximate, directions are aspirational, and all paths eventually lead somewhere comfortable enough to stop moving for a while.

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Gain 420,000 feet

Gain 420,000 feet of elevation.

The official map of Highlandia charts a series of loosely defined regions, scenic overlooks, and emotional shortcuts, none of which appear in the same place twice but are all considered must-see by frequent visitors. Distances are approximate, directions are aspirational, and all paths eventually lead somewhere comfortable enough to stop moving for a while.

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"I first stumbled upon Highlandia by accident. Suddenly, everything just felt lighter, funnier, and… possible. I knew I had to share this place with the world."

— Nick Warrender, Founder of Highlandia

Do I need a passport?

Yes, but they’re easy to get. They come included with every can of Highlandia.

What is the best time to visit?

Whenever the monotony of everyday life is making you lose your mind, so you want to lose yours for a little while.

How long should I plan to stay?

A few hours, give or take, depending on how often you partake in visiting.

Is Highlandia family-friendly?

As long as everyone in your family is 21 or older.

What should I do if I meet a mermaid?

Ask if they want a sip.

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